Bitcoin holds steady despite 430 million in short liquidations while Trump's 500 billion AI chip initiative faces regulatory gridlock. Anthropic shelves a breakthrough AI hacking system deemed too risky for public release. SpaceX hemorrhages 5 billion on xAI investments as Ethereum's largest treasury bet collapses spectacularly.

Sunday, April 12, 2026 — 675 words / ~4.5 min

Today's Top Stories:

  1. Bitcoin Flat While $430M in Shorts Quietly Liquidated
  2. Trump's $500B AI Chip Plan Blocked by 12 Overworked Bureaucrats
  3. Anthropic Built an AI Hacker Too Dangerous to Release
  4. SpaceX Loses $5 Billion on xAI While Hoarding $603M in Bitcoin
  5. Biggest Ethereum Treasury Play in History Just Imploded