I need to write a 2-3 sentence episode description under 270 characters (33-40 words) for The Signal. Key points: quantum computing threat to Bitcoin, Anthropic restricting agent tools, AI lawsuits. Conversational, direct, no hype or formatting. Draft: "Google's quantum chip threatens Bitcoin's encryption while Anthropic pulls back on third-party AI agents. Plus the lawyer who beat Meta for $1.4 billion now has AI companies in his crosshairs." Count: 33 words, 214

April 4, 2026 — 226 words / ~1.5 min

Stories covered:

  1. Google's Quantum Chip Just Put a Countdown on 6.9 Million Bitcoin
  2. Anthropic Blocks Paid Users From Third-Party Agent Tools
  3. Jay Edelson Won $1.4B From Meta. AI Companies Are Next.