The White House wants to stockpile 5% of all Bitcoin while SpaceX eyes a massive $350B IPO fueled by Musk's cross-company strategy. Plus the SEC's crypto advocate steps down leaving behind a regulatory sandbox that might not solve much.

May 22, 2026 — 295 words / ~2.0 min

Stories covered:

  1. White House Plans to Hoard 5% of All Bitcoin Ever Made
  2. SpaceX IPO Targets $350B Valuation on Musk Cross-Company Funding Model
  3. SEC's Crypto Champion Exits With a Sandbox That May Be Too Small to Matter