Sequoia drops billions on AI potential over proven results while Wall Street piles into Bitcoin as crypto veterans hold back. Plus Google's million-developer push teaches building AI agents through vibes, not code. Strange money moves everywhere.

April 27, 2026 — 266 words / ~1.8 min

Stories covered:

  1. Sequoia Bets $5.1B on Researcher Who Never Shipped a Product
  2. Wall Street Loads Up on Bitcoin While Crypto Natives Sit Out
  3. Google Teaches a Million Developers to Build AI Agents by Vibing