Bitcoin traders got wrecked at 77K only to chase it back at 78K. Meta's ditching Nvidia for Amazon's custom chips in a massive bet. Meanwhile LLMs are missing most suicide risk signals despite all the safety theater. Wild times in tech and markets.

April 24, 2026 — 267 words / ~1.8 min

Stories covered:

  1. Bitcoin Traders Liquidated at $77K Then FOMO Back at $78K
  2. Meta Bets Billions on Amazon Chips Over Nvidia GPUs
  3. LLMs Miss 83% of Suicide Risk Signals Despite Safety Claims