The SEC and CFTC promise to legalize crypto activity they spent years fighting, China shows AI infrastructure now has national borders, and Elon Musk struggles to find impartial Bay Area jurors who don't already despise him.

April 28, 2026 — 313 words / ~2.1 min

Stories covered:

  1. SEC and CFTC Just Promised to Legalize What They Spent Five Years Banning
  2. China Just Proved AI Infrastructure Has a Nationality
  3. Elon Musk Can't Find 12 Bay Area Jurors Who Don't Hate Him