Tech's money madness hits peak absurdity as SBF casually texted CZ for billions during FTX's collapse, MillTech drops 60 million on AI forex fixes, and gig workers power the AI revolution by labeling porn for eight bucks an hour. Welcome to the future.

April 8, 2026 — 269 words / ~1.8 min

Stories covered:

  1. SBF Texted CZ for Billions Like He Was Asking to Borrow a Charger
  2. MillTech Bets $60M That AI Can Fix the $9.5T Forex Mess
  3. Scale AI's Army Labels Instagram Posts and Porn for $8 an Hour